He may even have made an attempt at flirting, romance is in the air, everything is looking promising until……….., the bill arrives.The previously charming Dutchmen then breaks out into a cold sweat and looks at the bill, at you, at the bill, then at you again, and there is a silence so deep that you can hear the female mice in the cafe coughing. Do not under any circumstances expect him to pay your part of the bill.
A female friend and sometimes running partner of the shallow man, was having a massage in a place in the Rivierenbuurt.She was behind a curtain, having a good massage, when she heard a voice in English asking one of the staff, “what kind of massage do you provide here?My advice will no doubt upset some, and if I am captured by a posse of angry Dutch men with lion king hairstyles and am forced to sit through hours of music from Tiesto, Fedde La Grand and Armin van Buuren, i’ll look into the eyes of my enemies and shout, sodemieter op, jullie domme kakkers! Dutch men, are probably the luckiest of their species on planet earth.I say this simply because, Dutch women, in spite of often dressing as if the Netherlands has a permanent power outage, and they can only choose what to wear in the dark, are amongst the most beautiful women that you’ll see anywhere in the world.” At which point the response was “you dirty man, you get out now!
” Which brings me to the subject of today’s post, seven deadly mistakes made when dating a Dutch man.
The antelope calls the shots and the Lion simply needs to drink his biertjes and wait to be hunted.
Because of this, expat women, often end up making the following deadly mistakes when dating a Dutch man. In many countries it’s quite normal during the course of a date to flirt with each other.
The shallow man is risking a storm of abuse by bringing this up again, but, I’ve been told repeatedly by expat women, even as recently as yesterday (thank you Vittoria) that Dutch men are tighter than a virgin female flea.
When out with a Dutch man on a first date, you could be having a lovely evening.
Due to the Dutchman’s love of money, they will not be impressed if during your date that you order bottled water or even worse San Pellegrino, which is the Ferrari of bottled water and is not cheap.